This week at Haven, we’re spotlighting one of the most intriguing strains to hit our shelves—Cindy Mob by Redemption Cannabis. And to bring you a first-hand look, we tapped two of our best crew reviewers: Lily and Glo. These two know their flower and aren’t shy about telling it like it is, and their latest Crew Review episode delivers a real breakdown of the aroma, effects, and overall vibe of this flavorful strain.

If you’ve been looking for a sativa-dominant hybrid that can lift your mood and help you tap into your creative side without the racing thoughts or burnout—Cindy Mob just might be your new go-to.

🌱 Strain Overview: What Is Cindy Mob?

Let’s clear something up right out the gate—Cindy Mob is not a Cinderella 99 cross, despite the name. In fact, this strain is actually Candy Mob, renamed for Maryland compliance reasons. The original name might hint at its sweet terp profile, but don’t let it fool you—this strain has some serious muscle.

Cindy Mob is bred by Altum Genetics and is a hybrid of:

• Mafia Funeral (a heavy-hitting indica)

• Mobstoppers, which combines Mafia Funeral again with Designer Runtz

The result? A uniquely layered terpene profile that walks the line between funky, gassy, and sweet. It’s bold, a little loud, and full of flavor—perfect for folks who want their cannabis to smell like it means business.

🔎 Bag Appeal: What Does It Look Like?

This flower is dense, trichome-rich, and sticky, with light green hues threaded through with bold orange hairs. The buds grind up beautifully—no dryness, no crumbling. Glo literally described it as “glistening,” and she wasn’t exaggerating.

Lily mentioned that when she cracked open the container, she got a “sweet sharp gas smell, kind of like bubblegum laced with diesel.” And that’s exactly what you’re in for. It’s the kind of strain that’ll leave your fingers sticky and your room smelling like a candy shop on fire—in the best way.

🔥 Crew Review Deep Dive: Lily & Glo Break It Down

You’ve seen the Crew do their thing before—but this review really brought the vibes. Here’s a deeper look at what Lily and Glo had to say after a few pulls of Cindy Mob:

🎙️ Glo’s Take: The Sweet Gas Boss

From the moment Glo sparked up, her face said it all.

“This is one of those strains you just know is gonna be good from the first inhale,” she said. “It has that soft sweetness, but then it punches you in the throat with that gas. It’s got body—but it ain’t knocking me out.”

Glo described the high as a slow build, with a nice warming sensation that moved from the head down through the shoulders. She emphasized that she still felt alert and aware, but her mood noticeably improved.

“I’d smoke this before doing some art or going out with friends. It makes me feel social, not sleepy.”

Flavor Notes Glo Picked Up:

• Cotton candy sweetness

• Piney funk on the back end

• Lingering gassy finish

🎙️ Lily’s Experience: Focused, Lifted, and Creative

Lily always brings the thoughtful perspective, and this time was no different. “This is the type of flower that makes you wanna clean your room or start a new project,” she laughed. “Like, you’re lifted, but your brain’s on.”

She also highlighted how smooth the smoke was, noting there was no harsh throat burn or dryness, even after multiple hits.

Lily said she’d reach for Cindy Mob when she needs light mental clarity without losing motivation. It helped her lean into tasks and feel good doing them, without that over-caffeinated buzz some sativa-leaning strains bring on.

Lily’s Favorite Effects:

• Clear-headed focus

• Slight euphoria

• Motivational energy

She added that it didn’t push her too far into her thoughts—no spiraling, no anxiety. “It’s chill, but you still feel capable. That’s rare.”

😶‍🌫️ Effects Summary: What You Can Expect

Cindy Mob is that rare hybrid that delivers on both ends: mentally stimulating while still physically grounding. You’re not going to zone out or hit the couch hard—but you’re not bouncing off the walls either.

Top Reported Effects:

• Euphoric lift

• Mental clarity

• Creative energy

• Mild body relaxation

• Talkative/social

This makes Cindy Mob ideal for:

• Midday smoke sessions

• Creative work or brainstorming

• Group hangs or kickbacks

• Stress relief without sedation

🍭 Taste & Terpenes: Sweet, Gassy, and Complex

Flavor is a huge part of what makes Cindy Mob stand out. It’s one of those strains where the nose matches the smoke—sweet and gassy, with a complexity that shifts mid-hit.

On inhale, it’s sugary, even floral. But as you exhale, there’s a savory funk that kicks in and lingers.

The likely terpene stars here?

• Caryophyllene – for that peppery funk

• Limonene – giving it that citrus lift

• Myrcene – adding the body-high edge

Both Lily and Glo commented on how it “tastes expensive.” It’s got big boutique energy—without losing the punch that experienced smokers crave.

🎥 Watch the Crew Review

Want to see Lily and Glo in action? The full Crew Review of Cindy Mob is up on our YouTube channel right now. Get the visuals, hear their full breakdowns, and decide if this one’s worth adding to your rotation (spoiler: it is).

👉 Watch the review on YouTube

We love these Crew Reviews because they’re real, relatable, and never sugar-coated. You’ll get a true sense of what to expect before you even hit the shop.

🛒 Where to Find Cindy Mob

You can find Cindy Mob on the menu right now at Haven in Brandywine. As one of the first dispensaries in Maryland to carry Redemption Cannabis, we’re proud to bring you their top-shelf flower and tell the stories behind the brands.

Whether you’re shopping for something functional, flavorful, or just flat-out fun, Cindy Mob checks every box.

📍 Visit us in-store to chat with our knowledgeable budtenders
💻 Or place your order online at FindingHaven.com

🔖 Final Thoughts

If you’re looking for a strain that hits that perfect sweet spot—aromatic, flavorful, functional—Cindy Mob is the one. It’s proof that Redemption Cannabis knows how to combine quality genetics with small-batch precision, and we’re excited to keep this brand in the spotlight.

Big shoutout to Lily and Glo for their honest, thoughtful takes. Their Crew Review continues to be one of the most helpful tools for folks looking to discover their next favorite strain—and Cindy Mob definitely earned its moment in the limelight.