After 52 weeks @joeycreel picked his favorite ten strains that we featured this year.
10. Chrome Slipper 99 – @kindtreecanna
The Chrome Slipper 99 is a hybrid strain created by the cross of Cindy99 and Stardawg. Known for its sweet and sour pineapple citrus flavor. The buds are large and fluffy. They have dark green tones layered with tons of amber crystal trichomes.. This batch of Chrome Slipper 99 has a total of 23.01 cannabinoids with 3.26% terpenes. The top terpene is myrcene at 0.83%.
I REALLY ENJOY THE CHROME SLIPPER 99 BY KIND TREE. I LOVE HOW PRETTY THE BUDS LOOKED IN THE JAR, I HAD TO DO A DOUBLE TAKE WHEN I SAW HOW PRETTY THEY WERE. AFTER I SMOKED THE CHROME SLIPPER 99 THE FIRST THING I NOTICED WERE THE FLAVORFUL HITS. ON THE INHALE AND EXHALE THIS STRAIN GIVES OFF A HAPPY VIBE. THE VIBE TOOK ABOUT 15 MINUTES TO KICK IN BEFORE I WAS IN CHILL MODE. WHEN I SMOKED A BLUNT WHEN I STARTED THE FIRST EPISODE OF THE NEW SERIES SQUID GAME ON NETFLIX. AFTER THREE EPISODES I HAD TO PAUSE AND GET BEVERAGE REFILLS. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THE SHOW WHEN OR AFTER MEDICATING.
Other patients have said they felt Creative, Euphoric, Happy, Hungry, Relaxed, and Sleepy. The Chrome Slipper 99 has a flavor profile of Berry, Citrus, Herbal, Sour and Sweet. When smoked the Chrome Slipper 99 produces aromas of earthy tropical fruits and sour citrus. If you deal with Bipolar Disorder, Chronic Pain, Depression, Insomnia, Mood Swings, Muscle Spasms, Nausea, PMS, PTSD, and Stress the Chrome Slipper 99 by Kind Tree may be a strain for you.
9. Now N Laterz – @sunmed.growers
Now N Laterz was created by crossing Zkittlez and Abula. The Now N Laterz produces a vibe that may hit you with energy at first followed by heavy indica effects that could knock you out for a few. It’s a creeper for sure! This batch has 27% cannabinoids with 1.50% Terpenes
I really like SunMed’s Now N Laterz, I’ve purchased a half myself. I like the new packaging and was shocked after peeling open my first container. The bright green buds sparkled with trichomes. The aromas of candy filled the room. I love the vibe the Now N Laterz creates. After smoking I noticed I felt uplifted immediately but give it an hour I’m turning into a sloth. The name is very spot on for this strain. It has a candy like taste you may love, I did!
Other patients have said they felt a nice body vibe, heady, euphoric, Happy, Relaxed, Sleepy, and Uplifted after medicating. You may taste flavors of Citrus, Pine, Sour, Spicy, and Woody. Now N’ Laterz produces aromas of Citrus, Earthy, Herbal, Sour, Spicy, and Woody when smoked. If you deal with Appetite Loss, Chronic Pain, Insomnia, Muscle Spasms, or Stress the Now N Laterz by SunMed may be a strain for you.
8. Maui Waui – @harvesthoc.md
Maui Waui by Harvest is a sativa dominant strain. Maui Waui originated as an outdoor grow on the island of Maui and almost immediately spread to all the Hawaiian Islands. The strain offers a high-end euphoria along with pineapple flavors that allow your mind to drift away to creative spaces. When Maui Waui was bred in the 60s, the THC content of an average was almost always under 8%. Maui Waui was one of the first strains that increased THC content up into the teens quickly became one of the most desired strains available. This batch has 19.13% cannabinoids and 1.39% terpenes.
I’ve waited my whole life to try the Maui Waui. I remember back when I was a kid watching the scene in Half Baked where Dave Chappelle was so excited to grab a pound of Maui Waui in the lab. I was not disappointed at all! When you open the baggie I was hit with a hint of pine along with citrus and lavender. On first hit I was pleased by the flavors of the strain; it has a sweet fruity flavor. The high came on nice and cruised with me for a few hours. The Maui Waui left me feeling relaxed and energized.
Patients have said they felt Creative, Energizing, Euphoria, Happy, Uplifting. When smoked you may experience flavors of Citrus, Fruity, Pineapple, and Sweet. While producing aromas of Citrus, Earthy, Fruity, and Sweet. If you deal with Chronic Pain, Depression, Insomnia, or Stress the Maui Waui by Harvest may be a strain for you.
7. Burnt Toast – @rythm_official
Burnt Toast #4 is a cross of Berner’s Cookies and French Toast. This munchie inducing full body vibe flower is not only beautiful, it has a delicious flavor. The tones of green and orange are coated with happy little trichomes. This batch has 25.27% cannabinoids with a total of 2.65% terpenes.
My reaction If you’re looking for a nice daily cruiser I highly recommend the Burnt Toast #4. The day before I bought the Burnt Toast I was dealing with some back pain. After getting home and smoking the Burnt Toast I felt amazing. The vibe was uplifting with an instant burst of happiness hitting me in the head. Be careful around the kitchen after you partake, I looked in the fridge a few times hoping to find something new each time I opened the door. My muscles relaxed to where my arms felt loose. After about an hour my eyes started to feel heavy and I was yawning. If you like strains like GSC and Face Off You will definitely enjoy the Burnt Toast
You may taste flavors of Creamy, Earthy, Fruity, Sugary, and Sweet. The Burnt Toast produces aromas of Creamy, Earthy, Herbal, and Sweet. Other patients have said they felt Creative, Happy, Hungry, Relaxed, Uplifted, Sleepy, and Sociable after medicating. If you deal with Anxiety, Appetite Loss, Chronic Pain, Depression, Insomnia, Muscle Spasms, or Stress the Burnt Toast by Rythm may be a strain for you.
6. Collins Ave – @berner415 @richforever, @cultaig
Collins Ave by Cookies was created by Cookies and Seed Junkies Genetic. This batch of Collins Ave was cultivated here in the state of Maryland by Culta. This batch has 26.17% cannabinoids with 1.88% terpenes. Fun fact, the Collins Ave is one of three collaboration cookies strains with the rap artist Rick Ross. Berner and Rick Ross have teamed up to craft “Lemon Pepper,” “Pink Rozay” and “Collins Ave.” Known for its tart cream aroma and sweet flavors. Collins Ave packs a punch of full-bodied effects that will have you feeling happy and relaxed in almost no time at all. The fluffy tapered bright neon green nugs with long orange pistols and a coating of frosty tiny white crystal trichomes. With a closer look you can see all the colors alone with the layers of trichomes.
First thing I noticed when I opened my bag of Collins Ave were the sparkling trichomes. They were just smiling right back at me. The buds are manicured and cured to perfection. When I smoked the Collins Ave I noticed the creamy sour citrus flavor with hints of sweet berries and slight hint of mint. About 10 mins after medicating my mind settled into a happy place. (Like the movie Billy Madison) Followed my body creeping into a sedated and totally at ease state. I highly recommend this strain, I loved the vibes I felt after medicating.
Patients have said they’ve felt a nice Body vibe, Cerebral, Euphoric, Happy, Relaxing, and Uplifting effects. You may taste flavors of Berry, Citrus, Creamy, Lemon, and Sour. While producing aromas of Berry, Creamy, Diesel, and Sour. If you deal with Chronic Pain, Depression, Fatigue, Nausea, or Stress the Collins Ave by Cookies may be a strain for you.
5. Scooby Snacks – @cultaig
Scooby Snacks is a cross of Platinum Girl Scout Cookies and Face Off OG. The Scooby Snacks is known for its uplifting euphoric effect that smacks you in the face. You may feel this uplifted feeling while your mind and body slowly fall into a dazy of relaxation. Be careful as the body vibe, you may become a victim of the munchies. These beautiful buds caked with layers of trichomes. This batch has 34.97% cannabinoids with 3.38% terpenes. The top terp is b-Myrcene coming in at 1.05%.
I love the Scooby Snacks, This is in my top ten current favorites. I know that when smoking the Scooby snacks I need to move the healthier food options to the front of the fridge. When I smoked the Scooby Snacks, the vibe blasted me with happiness followed by a nice afternoon nap. This effect slowly spread through my body with a numbing sensation, leaving me stuck while feeling completely relaxed. If you’re new to cannabis take this slowly. This is a great evening strain to get you ready for bed.
Patients have said they felt amazing body vibes, euphoric, Happy, Hungry, Relaxed, and Uplifted. When smoked, Scooby Snacks produces flavors of Pine, Skunky, and Sweet. You may smell Earthy, Kushy, Lemon, Piney, and Sweet aromas. If you deal with ADD/ADHD, Anxiety, Arthritis, Chronic Pain, Depression, Fibromyalgia, Headaches, Inflammation, Insomnia, Muscle Spasms, Nausea, PTSD, or Stress the Scooby Snacks by Culta may be a strain for you.
4. Wizard Punch – @curio_wellness
The Wizard Punch is a cross of Blissful Wizard and Purple Punch. This indica dominant strain may have you seeing the back of your eyelids after medicating. The vibe commonly blasts people to mars on the exhale. The chunky dense green nugs with dark purple accents covered in frosty trichomes. This batch of Wizard Punch has 24.43% cannabinoids with a total of 1.4% terpenes. You may get stuck like the sword in the stone.
Patients have said they felt Heady, Euphoric, Relaxing, and Uplifting effects. The Wizards punch. The Wizard Punch produces flavors of Berry, Fruity, Sour, and Sweet. You may experience aromas of Earthy, Fruity, Pepper, Sour, and Spicy. If you deal with Chronic Pain, Depression, Eye Pressure, Fatigue, Glaucoma, Lack of Sleep or Stress the Wizard Punch by Curio may be a strain for you!
3. Marshmallow – @avenueflowerco
Marshmallow is said to come from crossing OG Kush with an unknown strain. Although its second parent is unknown due to breeder secrecy, Marshmallow is thought to be a descendent of the Bubble Gum family because of its sweet candy flavor and relaxing effects. Like the campfire treat it’s named after. The Marshmallow has a super sweet candy flavor accented by nutty honey and a touch of fruitiness. The aroma is just as sweet, with a marshmallow overtone. This batch has 24.8% cannabinoids with 2.68% total terpenes. The Sour Bobby buds are fluffy yet dense popcorn-shaped green nugs with pockets of purple undertones caked with white frosty coating of milky crystal trichomes.
I REALLY ENJOYED THE MARSHMALLOW BY AVENUE. I LIKED IT SO MUCH I’VE ALREADY PICKED UP A HALF OUNCE MYSELF. THE MARSHMALLOW IS A GREAT GET READY FOR BED OR TAKE A MIDDAY NAP STRAIN. BE CAREFUL THIS IS ALSO A MUNCHIE STRAIN, HIDE ALL THE YUMMY SNACKS IF YOU CAN BEFORE MEDICATING. WHEN I SMOKE THE MARSHMALLOW I KNOW I NEED TO GET READY TO SEE THE BACK OF MY EYE LIDS. I LIKED HOW THE VIBE BUILDS UP AND SPREADS THROUGHOUT THE REST OF MY BODY AFTER MEDICATING. THE VIBE COMES IN WAVES, LEAVING ME FEELING RELAXED FROM HEAD TO TOE.
Patients have said they felt a nice Body vibe, Relaxing, and Sleepy effects after partaking the Marshmallow. You may experience flavors of candy, honey,Nutty, and Sweet. The Marshmallow produces aromas of Earthy, Nutty, and Sweet when smoked. If you deal with Chronic Pain, Inflammation, Insomnia, Muscle Spasms or Stress the Marshmallow by Avenue may be a strain for you.
2. Cherry Chem – @districtcannabis.us
District cannabis has done it again! The Cherry Chem is a cross Cherry Pie x Chem 2.0. The buds are beautiful to look at. As soon as I opened the bag I noticed the trichomes flicker in the light. Followed by all the colors from greens to deep purple, yellow and orange tones. The Cherry Chem is a relaxing and great for for sleep disorders and appetite stimulation. The Cherry Chem packs a pungent chemical flavor with a notable hint of spicy cherry candy upon exhale.
From the first hit I felt a happy uplifting vibe followed by the giggles. I enjoyed the vibe this strain provided. As I faded further into a giddy bliss, my body began to slide into a state of pure relaxation. I felt very at ease. This strain may catch you slipping and lock you to the couch. Be careful the Cherry Chem might leave you hungry, snacking on anything in sight.This is where I recommend plotting your snacks before medicating. The aroma is of fresh berries with a hint of fuel when broken down.
You may experience flavors Berry, Candy, Chemical, Cherry, or Sweet. The Cherry Chem produces aromas of Berry, Chemical, Cherry, Fruity, and Fuel. Patients have said they felt a nice heady high, Happy, Relaxed, Tingly, and Uplifted. If you deal with Chronic Pain, Depression, Headaches, Migraines, Mood Swings or stress the Cherry Chem by District Cannabis may be a strain for you.
1. White Mac – @thisisstrane
This cross of The White and Miracle alien cookies created this beautiful strain.
The White MAC’s tight dense buds are very trichomey. This batch has a total of 30.35% cannabinoids with 3.65% terpenes. Buds are beautiful and covered in tones of green, orange, and frosty. These nugs have a gassy/tangy scent, which made my nose hairs tingle. This strain is very flavorful best out of a freshly cleaned bowl or bong.
When I smoked the White Mac I noticed an earthy taste on inhale and when exhaling the same with a bit of sweetness to it. The best way to describe the flavors would be a mix of a heavy diesel with a hint of citrus. I felt an instant head high which slowly creeped down to the rest of my body. The body sedation was nice and helped me relax. The White Mac made me feel instantly happy. I really enjoyed this stain.
Patients have said they felt Creative, Euphoric, Happy, Relaxed, and Uplifted. If you deal with Appetite Loss, Chronic Pain, Depression, Insomnia, Mood Swings, or Stress the White MAC by Strane may be a stain for you. When smoked you may tastes flavors of Citrus, Diesel, Flowery, Sour, Spicy, or Sweet while it produces aromas or Dank, Diesel, Earthy, Floral, Pungent, and Spicy.
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